August 2012
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glitterpen1s:
you know that feeling when you’re on your period and you take a shower and you feel so clean and relieved and nice but then as soon as you turn the water off it’s a race against you, gravity and time
lebuttsbutts:
After joining Tumblr i’m pretty sure my sanity has gone down 50% but my sass has gone up 50% so I think that levels it out.
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foreveralone-lyguy:
I sent my dog outside for standing on the dining room table. This was his response.
toxic-ponies:
friendly reminder taylor swift and adele are the same age and one of them is married and pregnant while the other is still mentally stuck in middle school
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dailey-tomdaley-janoskians:
Me in any situation that requires actual social interaction
i have a massive urge to drop out of school, delete my facebook and tumblr, throw my phone out the window and get on a train to somewhere random and just go on a massive adventure
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Cosmo sex tip #552
gloomyteens:
cosmo-sex-tips:
If he starts to whisper dirty talk in your ear, shout back “YA NASTY” in his ear
biankatee:
I swear, if someone screams when they see their friends on the first day of school at 7 in the damn morning, I’m pushing everyone down the stairs. You all have been warned.
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roosebaldton:
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trentofsky:
Google Announces Worldwide Campaign To Legalize Same-Sex Marriage
#does this mean homophobes will stop using google and google related stuff? #oh man good luck to them if they do because google owns everything
#the sound of thousands of homophobes moving onto Bing … #good luck assholes #with your shitty...
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dinosauriomutante:
Have you ever had the hugest platonic crush on someone
like…you just want to be with them all the time in a non-romantic way, share your stuff and be the bestest friends ever
but that person seems to have a lot of friends and you just sit there crying on the inside seeing that he/she doesn’t really need you as much as you need him/her
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haave-you-met-ted:
tuvw:
hey let’s play whERE THE FUCK IS THE MUSIC COMING FROM
i love the bonus round
brokenwetdreams:
i hate it when people dont hate people i hate
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obscured-insanity:
janksy:
an artist’s self esteem is a very complicated thing
you have to think that you’re the shit just enough to keep on drawing and then you have to hate yourself enough to constantly want to improve
it’s hard to maintain that balance man life is hard
#wow everything about this just hits the nail on its head
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harrysighles:
why don’t i have a best friend that just randomly shows up at my house whenever they feel like it and my parents love them and treat them like another child and they steal food from my house because they can and we dance on my bed and jam to music and we know each other’s every thought and secret
why did hollywood make me think i would have this
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This is a Robert Pattinson appreciation post. I...
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tellmetofeel:
how to piss someone off in 3 seconds a book written by my mom
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Reblog if you're a multishipping whore.
madetoruleyou:
groovymuttations:
do you ever watch a show or read a book and suddenly you feel it
it’s happening
an otp is forming
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xivora:
do you ever just break out in song when you hear a certain word
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shyvioletangeleyes:
good-bye-brielle:
unicorntimelordflamespond:
Can we take a moment to appreciate Adam’s eyes in this photo?
LOOK. AT. THEM.
They look like a beautiful pit of caramel and the richest chocolate you could ever find.
Ever.
In Germany, police fired 85 bullets in all of...
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think-progress:
In the U.S., police fired 90 shots at one unarmed man in Los Angeles.
Not to mention, they hit him only like 10 times. Spray and pray as always, LAPD.
The Norwegian police has fired 79 shots since 1994.
>The Norwegian police has fired 79 shots since 1994.
The...
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bloodmagik:
when people say they like a band but dont know the drummers grandmas maiden name
